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The Lonely Island – YOLO :: Lyrics, Video, Ringtones

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  • Artist : The Lonely Island
  • Song   : YOLO
  • Album  : N/A


The Lonely Island, an American comedy troupe has came out with a brand new song "YOLO" featuring Adam Levine from Maroon 5 and rapper Kendrick Lamar. They performed the song in an SNL Digital Short on NBC's Saturday Night Live on January 26th recently. "YOLO", an acronym for "You Only Live Once" is making fun of Drake’s highly popularized "Y.O.L.O." motto.

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The Lonely Island YOLO Lyrics :-

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[Adam Levine:]
YOLO

[Andy:]
YOLO, you only live once.

The battle cry of a generation.
This life is a precious gift.
So don’t get too crazy,
it’s not worth the risk.

[Chorus - Adam Levine:]
You know that we are still young.
So don’t be dumb.
Don’t trust anyone,
cause you only live once.

[Verse - 1 Kiv:]
Ugh, you only live once,
that’s the motto.
So take a chill pill,
ease off the throttle.

[Jorm:]
Never go to loud clubs
cause it’s bad for your ears.
Your friends will all be sorry
when they can’t hear.

[Andy:]
And stay the hell away from drugs
cause they’re not legal.
Then bury all your money in the backyard
like a beagle.

[Kiv:]
Cause you should never trust a bank
They’ve been known to fail.
And never travel by car, a bus,
boat or by rail.

[Jorm:]
And don’t travel by plane.
And don’t travel at all.
Built a bomb shelter basement
with titanium walls.

[Andy:]
And where titanium suits
in case pianos fall on ya.
And never go in saunas
cause they’re crawlin’ with piranhas.

[Kiv:]
And never take the stairs
cause they’re oftenl unsafe.
You only live once,
don’t let it go to waste.

[Chorus - Adam Levine:]
You know that we are still young,
so hold off on the fun.
Cook your meat ’til it’s done,
cause you only live once.

[Verse 2 - Jorm:]
Yeah,
and here’s another piece of advice:
Stay away from kids
cause their hair is filled with mad lice.

[Andy:]
There’s no such thing
as too much Purell.
This a cautionary tale,
word to George Orwell.

[Kiv:]
So don’t 1980 force
any plugs into sockets.
Always wear a chastity belt
and triple lock it.

[Jorm:]
Then hire a taster
make him check your food for poison.
And if you think your mailman is a spy
then destroy him.

[Andy:]
No blankets or pajamas
they can kill you in your sleep.
Two words about furniture:
killing musicjuzz machines.

[Kiv:]
Board your windows up
the sun is bad for your health.
And always wear a straight jacket
so your safe from yourself.

[Kendrick Lamar:]
Take no chances (no chances)
Stop freelancin’ (right now)
Invest in your future,
don’t dilute your finances (uh huh)
401K, make sure it’s low risk
Then get some real estate (how much?)
4.2%Thirty year mortgage,
that’s important, that’s a great deal
And if you can’t afford it,
don’t forge it on your last bill
Renting is for suckers right now
A dependable savings,
and you’ll retire with money in your account.
Beast.

[All:]
YOLO, say no no.
Isolate yourself
and just roll solo
Be care-folo
You oughta look out
also stands for YOLO.

[Chorus - Adam Levine:]
You know that we are still young.
Burn the prints off your thumbs.
Then pull out all your teeth,
so you can’t bite your tongue.

Only on this earth for a short time, time
So don’t go outside, cause you don’t want to die, die.

Just take our advice and hide
and scream YOLO to the sky.

[Andy:]
You oughta look out.

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  • Artist : The Lonely Island
  • Song : 3-Way (The Golden Rule)
  • Album : N/A



"3-Way (The Golden Rule)" is a song by American comedy troupe The Lonely Island featuring Justin Timberlake and pop recording artist Lady Gaga. The song and music video debuted on Saturday Night Live as an SNL Digital Short on May 21, 2011. It features Andy Samberg and Timberlake reprising their roles as a faux 1990s R&B duo previously seen in "Dick in a Box" and "Motherlover" foraying into a threesome with a girl (Gaga).

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The Lonely Island 3-Way (The Golden Rule) Lyrics :-

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Yeah
Backin' that ass

Your mom says "Hi" — Jinx!

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
[Repeat a few times]

Summertime in the city
And everybody's having sex

You know I just got a page from a girl that I met last week at the Pay-less
Shoe stores
I also have a cutie to call who loves the way I knock on her boots

Well let's help them back
Let's handle that
In two-to-six hours,
We'll meet back here and regroup

Now let's shoop

Roll up to her crib with some Bartles & James
Hop off the bus with the Alizé
Now hold up player, whatchu diggity-doing here?
I should diggity-ask you the same
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Hey, boys I want you both
I hope that you think that's cool
(Say word?)
I know most guys won't freak together
She forgot about the golden rule — a huh huh

It's OK to put us in a three-way
It's not gay when it's in a three-way
With a honey in the middle there's some leeway
The area's grey in a one, two, three-way

Normally, I don't get down with dudes
But tonight is a special exception (Great)
See you're my best friend
Through thick and thin
Now it's time to make a triple connection

Lights off

Here in the dark (Here in the dark)
It's so hard to tell (So hard to tell)
Where her body ends (La la)
And my homie's begins (Ew wee)
This rule dates back (The Golden Rule)
To ancient Greece (Takin' about Cesar)
We're two Jack Trippers and a Chrissy
The new Three's Company

It's OK to put us in a three-way
It's not gay when it's in a three-way
With a honey in the middle there's some leeway
The area's grey in a one, two, three-way

Fellas. Get ready.
Doin' us a chick
Helicopter dick, go!
Helicopter dick.
Helicopter dick
Doin' us a chick
Helicopter dick

Well
And all of that was OK
Cause it was in a three-way
It's quite clear when you see the instant replay (boom)
Maybe two is enough
That's what they'll say
But we'll say, "Hell no! "
One, two, three-way

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
The golden rule

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The Lonely Island - Mama :: Lyrics, Mp3, Ringtones

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  • Artist : The Lonely Island
  • Song : Mama
  • Album : Turtleneck & Chain



Here comes another one..! A brand new track titled "Mama" by the American comedy troupe, The Lonely Island. It is another track off their latest album 'Turtleneck & Chain' out today, May 10. Many of the songs on the album debuted on Saturday Night Live as SNL Digital Shorts. Check out this song as a tribute to all moms in the world! Happy Mother's Day.

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The Lonely Island Mama Lyrics :-

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This one goes out
From the bottom of our hearts
To the most important lady in our lives
It's time to pay some respect
I hope you proud of us
'Cause we're proud of you

Mama!
You raised me right
Mama!
Showed me the light
Mama!
Through pain and strife
Mama!
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You gave us life

When I fell down you were there to pick me up
When I felt bad you were there to build me up
Gave everything you had in the world to me
And you made me the man I'm supposed to be

Jane, even though I don't say it often enough
I appreciate everything you did for us
Never take you for granted 'cause it ain't hard to see
The best parts of you are now a part of me

Ah Mama

And when it was cold outside you kept us warm and held us down...

[Mom]Hi boys, who wants a snack?
[Andy] MOM, GET OUT WE'RE IN THE STUDIO!
[Jorma] OH MY GOD!
[Mom] Just checking on my guys!
[Jorma] GET OUT OF HERE!
[Andy] WE'RE MAKING A TRACK YOU IDIOT!
[Mom] Oooohhh!
[Andy] JUST LEAVE!
[Mom] Okie doke
[Jorma] GO! GO!
[Andy] YOU SUCK, MOM!

Yeah my one true love, my heart, my ma
Show her respect in the form of this song
So when life gets hard and it makes you cry
I'll always be there to wipe a tear from your eye

My mom's my number one fan, my best friend
And I'll never disrespect...

*Door opens*
[Jorma] MOM!

[Mom] I know you said you were'nt hungry, but I made ants on a log
[Andy] GET THE f-ck OUT
[Jorma] LEAVE! LEAVE ME! GO!
[Mom] So how's your little club going?
[Andy] IT'S NOT A CLUB!
[Jorma] IT'S A RAP GROUP!
[Mom] Well I'll leave these here and eat them if you...
[Jorma] FINE!
[Andy] GO TO HELL, MOM!

She's an angel on earth with invisible wings
I put no one above in summer, winter or spring, or fall...

*Door opens*
[Mom] Have you guys seen the remote?
[Andy] OH MY GOD!
[Jorma] LEAVE US ALONE!
[Andy] f-ck YOU MOM!
[Jorma] LEAVE US ALONE!
*window smashes*
[Mom] Watch it
[Andy] I HOPE YOU f-ckING DIE!

Jump in front of a bullet if it could save my mom
You got a a gun going bullet 'cause you will never see harm...

*Door opens*
[Mom] Nevermind, I found it
*They all scream/shout/gl-ss smashes*
['Dale'] Laura, everything ok?
[Andy] SHUT THE f-ck UP DALE!
[Jorma] SHUT UP!
[Mom] Hey! Be nice to Dale
[Andy] f-ck DALE!
[Jorma] f-ck DALE!
[Andy] I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU HAVE s-x WITH THAT GUY!

This goes out to all the mamas
Trying to protect their kids from drama
Love was your goal to bring(?)
No matter what they say, you're beautifull

So push them lighters in the sky
Wave 'em back from side to side
And if you feel lost and alone
Let our voices guide you home

[Mom] Is something burning down there?
[Andy] GET THE f-ck OUT NOW!

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The Lonely Island - Turtleneck & Chain :: Lyrics, Mp3, Ringtones

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  • Artist : The Lonely Island
  • Song : Turtleneck & Chain
  • Album : Turtleneck & Chain



This is a brand new track by American comedy troupe, The Lonely Island titled "Turtleneck & Chain" taken from their next second studio album 'Turtleneck & Chain' expected to be released on May 10, 2011. Many of the songs on the album debuted on Saturday Night Live as SNL Digital Shorts. The CD version of the album also includes a DVD featuring some of the digital shorts.

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The Lonely Island Turtleneck & Chain Lyrics :-

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My turtle neck phat and my chain so thin
And I'm sippin' light beer and my crew right here
Chain razor thin, light beer in my cup
And my sweater on turtle with the neck on puff
Huge turtle neck and my chain so skinny
Beer light all night stand up get dizzy
Light cup beer drink thin so chain neck turtle phat man I won't say it again

Turtle neck and chain
Turtle neck and chain
Turtle neck and chain
Sippin' on a light beer

Turtle neck check with another on deck
'Case I spill something on it
Like some light beer? Yes
We be bragging 'bout who's chain the thinnest
Turtle neck thicker than Delta Burke swimming in the guiness
Now musicjuzz.blogspot.com bare with me
What they can't see my chain
Metal so thin it dissolve when it rain
Got more chain than the snow patrol
Every one razor thin like an insect's stripper pole

Turtle neck and chain
Turtle neck and chain
Turtle neck and chain
Sippin' on a light beer

Chain so light when the police roll by
Man it flow
Man it flow
And my beer so light you can see right through it like a ghost
And I also wear turtle necks
Sweaters while I wing my chain like it's stuck in the couch
Looking like cookie monster flossing his mouth
Find me cooling on the corner sippin' light beer foam
You can tell by my turtle neck and chain that I bone

Turtle neck light beer and a thin ass chain
And that's it
Turtle neck light beer and a thin ass chain
And that's it

The rabbit kick the bucket
Dogg said fuck it
Get my two step on with my turtle neck on
Thin ass chain light beer in my glass
Smacking that bitches, the ones with the ass
Girl you know it's true tell me what it do
Oh you like my style say you like my crew
Say you wanna be under my chest
This turtle neck is like one of my best
Say you wanna be under my chest
This turtle neck is like one of my best
So I guess yo dress no stress
Staying fresh is my vendetta
I'm a crook so my look
On my game go getta
The phatter, the puffier, the fluffier,
The bigger the turtle neck the more gangsta it is

Turtle neck and chain
Turtle neck and chain
Turtle neck and chain
Sippin' on a light beer
Turtle neck and chain
Turtle neck and chain
Turtle neck and chain
Sippin' on a light beer

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The Lonely Island - Do The Creep ft. Nicki Minaj :: Lyrics, Mp3, Ringtones

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  • Artist : The Lonely Island
  • Song : Do The Creep
  • Album : The Dudes



"Do The Creep" is a brand new track by The Lonely Island featuring Nicki Minaj. It is the second single off their upcoming album, 'The Dudes'. They debuted the song on Saturday Night Live show on January 29 recently. The Lonely Island also recently revealed that their album will be debuted in early March 2011.

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The Lonely Island Do The Creep Lyrics :-

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When you’re out at a club and you see a fly girl
do the creep (haaaa)
do the creep (haaaa)
And if you wanna make friends at the ATM
Do the creep (haaaa)
And do the creep (haaaa)

Well we got a new dance, so get up on your feet
It’s real easy to do and it’s called the creep
Let your hands flop round like a marionette
Pop your knees up and down sh-sh-shakin’ your neck
Now pull your waistband up like you expecting a flood
And stick your hair down flat like it was covered in mud
Trim up your pencil mustache and pop them peepers
Put this in your speakers, you a certified creeper
When you see a country bitch laying out at the beach
Do the musicjuzz.blogspot.com creep (haaaa)
And do the creep (haaaa)
And when a fine PYT walks in front of your tree
do the creep (haaaa)
And do the creep (haaaa)

I was six years old when I started creeping
My parents took it to their room and I started peeping
Can you imagine their surprise when they lifted their heads
And saw my little ass creeping at the foot of the bed

And they knew I was a creep since the day I was born
Get popping out of momma like some chemical(?)
And the doctor saw my head and he starting freaking
Cause I came clean and I came out creeping

[Nicki Minaj]
When I was a girl, I creeped in the boys locker room
Hide deep inside, it was my little creep stalker room
As they dis-robed I was oogling and oggling
Little did they know that for me they was modelling
And I would laugh ha ha ha ha ha haha
And they would dance la la la la lalala-laaa
So pop pop pop your peepers and turn out your sneakers
Don’t sleep, come and get ya creep on with me

Go get ya sweating off ya bride at her wedding
do the creep (haaaa)
And do the creep (haaaa)

[Nicki Minaj]
But when you sneek into a wake and you see a beefcake
Do the creep (haaaa)
And do the creep (haaa)

When the judge is a hottie and you can’t control ya body
Do the creep (haaaa)
And do the creep (haaa)

[Nicki Minaj]
So get ya knees flexin’ and your arms T-rexin’
Do the creep (haaaa)
And do the creep (haaa)

[John Waters]
And don’t forget to smile.

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The Lonely Island ft. Akon - I Just Had S-x :: Lyrics, Mp3, Ringtones

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  • Artist : The Lonely Island
  • Song : I Just Had S-x
  • Album : N/A



The Lonely Island, an American comedy troupe has came out with a brand new song "I Just Had Sex" featuring Akon. They performed the song in an SNL Digital Short on NBC's Saturday Night Live on December 18, 2010 recently. The song will be their first single off their upcoming album for 2011. The video included cameos from several star-studded artists such as John McEnroe, Jessica Alba and Blake Lively.

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The Lonely Island I Just Had S-x Lyrics :-

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sometimes (ooohhh)
something beautifil happens in this world
(akon)
you don’t know how to express yourself
so…
(and lonely island)
you just gotta sing…

i just had s-x…
…and it felt so good!
a woman let me put my p-nis inside of her!
i just had s-x..
…and i’ll never go back..
..to the not-havin’-s-x ways of the past

have you ever had s-x?
i have-it felt great!
it felt so good when i did it with my p-nis
a girl let me do it
it literally just happened..
havin’ s-x can make a nice man out the meanest!
never guess where i just came from-
i had s-x!
if i had to describe the felling-
it was the best!
when i had the s-x, man my p-nis felt great!
and i called my parents right after i was done

oh hey, didn’t see you there-
guess what i just did!
had s-x, undressed-
saw her boobies and the rest
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was sure nice of her to let you do that thing
nice of any girl ever-
now sing!

i just had s-x…
…and it felt so good!
a woman let me put my p-nis inside of her!
i wanna tell the world!

to be honest i’m surprised she even wanted me to do it
doesn’t really make sense-
but man, screw it!
i ain’t one to argue with a good thing
she could be my wife-
that good?
he best 30 seconds of my life!
i’m so humbled by a girl’s ability to let me do her
‘cuz honestly i’d have s-x with a pile of manure
with that in mind, the soft, nice smellin’ girl’s better
‘cuz she let me wear my chain and my turtle neck sweater

so this one’s dedicated to them girls…
that let us flop around on top of them!
if you’re near or far, whether short or tall..
we wanna thank you all for lettin’ us f*ck you!

she kept lookin’ at her watch-
(doesn’t matter have s-x!)
but i cried the whole time-
(doesn’t matter have s-x!)
i think she might’ve been a racist-
(doesn’t matter have s-x!)
she put a bag on my head-
(still counts!)

i just have s-x
and my dreams came true!
(dreams came true)
so if you had s-x in the last 30 minutes then you’re qualified to sing with me!

i just had s-x
(everybody sing!)
and it felt so good!
(we all had s-x!)
a woman let me put my p-nis inside of her
(i wanna tell the whole world!)
i just had s-x and i’ll never go back
(never go back!)
to the not-having-s-x
days of the past

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